LOL-Jokes.com - farmers

whatttt?!?

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:54:59 -0800

There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

Sheep Fries

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them

Red haired schoolteacher

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 09:04:47 -0700

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's already someone in the spare room,' rep

A Good Deal

Thu, 19 May 2005 21:12:57 -0700

This guy was visitng the country one day and saw a for sale sign in front of a farm. The guy goes up to the farm and asks the farmer to show him around the farm.
The farmer starts with the house

Dead Farmer

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 03:15:14 -0700

When a farmer dies, why is he only buried six inches deep?
So he can still get a hand out.

Farmer's Bull

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 08:26:34 -0800

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service

300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.

Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand

Airplane Ride

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 17:27:17 -0800

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much,"

The Farmer's Daughter

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:20:13 -0700

There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door.
A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?"

The man asked, "Could I spe

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:51:42 -0700

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it th

W..O..M..B..

Tue, 11 May 2004 06:50:02 -0700

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.
The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."

The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."

Farmer's Daughters Name Game

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 15:01:38 -0800

There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact , he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun. At 5:30 Friday night , there was a knock at the do

Country Lane

Tue, 23 Dec 2003 10:47:33 -0800

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car o

Farmer's Daughters

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 04:32:41 -0800

One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night.
The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, "Hi my name is Jo

Comfortable

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 07:02:17 -0800

Ole and Lena's bull took sick and died, so they needed to go to the auction to buy a new one. Ole had to get the crops in and couldn't leave the farm, so Lena took the train to the city to buy a bull.

Cowboy Wishes

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 18:50:35 -0800

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake