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Rookie Officer

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:17:40 -0700

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?

Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.

officer:Well then can I please see the re

The Last One's Law Of

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

Work hard and save your

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

Dalmations

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:47:15 -0700

So have you heard about the new movie 64 dalmations?

It was going to be 102 but Al Gore wanted a recount!

If ignorance is bliss, why

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 15:41:15 -0700

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

If you file it, you'll

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:16:51 -0700

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Build something foolproof and every

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 20:54:51 -0700

Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.

Experiment and theory often show

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:42:50 -0700

Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.

It is a poor workman

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:19:38 -0700

It is a poor workman who blames his tools.

This space for rent.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 09:55:14 -0700

This space for rent.

Dress Code

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:32:01 -0700

A woman calls a nother women and asks what the dress code is. I the women on the on the other side of the phone replies very confidential!

Bove's Theorem: The remaining

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 09:51:37 -0700

Bove's Theorem: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

Competition

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:58:01 -0700

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when another competitor opened up o

When life hands you a

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:32:24 -0700

When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

When you are right be

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 14:50:48 -0700

When you are right be logical, when you are wrong befuddle.