LOL-Jokes.com - bill clinton

Presidential flavor

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:43:16 -0700

Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:

10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pants
8. Hyperactive Nuts
7. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilla
6. Pantsachio
5. Subpoena

Moral dilemma

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 02:19:15 -0700

I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do.The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress.

Clinton's cat can play Chess.

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 20:58:27 -0700

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last
time they played best of five, Clinton won three games

Monica at IBM

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:06:02 -0700

Why didn't Monica get the job at IBM? She sucked too much at her internship!

President Clinton?

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:42:50 -0700

"Remember President Clinton? He had to go to London over there to pick up
another quarter of a million dollar speaking fee. And he had to fly commercial
for the first time, and I am thin

Titanic and the Clinton Administration

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:24:00 -0700

Q: What do the Titanic and the Clinton Administration have in common?
A: .........going down fast.

What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw...

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:08:23 -0700

What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw in Washington?

The executive branch.

Why did Clinton fire Joycelyn Elders?

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 06:02:45 -0700

Q: Why did Clinton fire Joycelyn Elders?
A: To beat off the GOP.
A: She wanted to do everything single-handedly.
A: He didn't want America thinking that Slick Willie could be jerk

Clinton at Hollywood

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:40:45 -0700

Hollywood is right on the spot. A movie has been made about the Clinton
administration. It is rumored to be already completed. All that is left is to
figure out the title of the movie. H

Bill and Monica different

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 16:26:20 -0700

How are Bill and Monica different?
One won't come clean and the other won't clean cum.

How many Hillary Clintons

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:42:20 -0700

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One - she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Clinton favorite place

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 11:01:56 -0700

Whats Clinton favorite place in the White House?
The Oval Orifice.

Why did George Bush's presidency preceed Clinton's?...

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:09:31 -0700

Why did George Bush's presidency preceed Clinton's?

Because Clinton is always after bush!

Foreign Service?

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 21:21:55 -0700

Why did Richardson offer her a job in the Foreign Service?
He thought she would be good at speaking in tongues.

Soaking people

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:00:18 -0700

Q: Why did Clinton cut his vacation short in the interests of dikes?
Levees and rain showers?
A: He thought he was going to the Midwest for lesbians, taxes, and Soaking
people.