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Waz up

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:44:28 -0700

you suck

Disabled Swimming Contest

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:43:16 -0700

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all i

Sucks

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB?

A. AFTER TEN YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS!

The Kennedys

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 18:32:28 -0700

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?

It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding.

Gay sex

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:27:39 -0700

One night these two guys were having sex in their bedroom. The guy fucking the other guy is about to cum, when the phone rings.

He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don

Monkey Smells

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 21:05:39 -0700

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he'

Yo Mamma

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:42:27 -0700

your momma is so ugly shes just ugly.

What do gay termites eat?...

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 20:58:27 -0700

What do gay termites eat?

Wood Peckers.

Oh the Guilt

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:03:38 -0700

After a long sequence of lovemaking, the doctor glanced adoringly at his lady love, who dozed next to him. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pang of guilt.

"Relax, Howard," he told himself. "Youre n

Your mamma

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 23:20:50 -0700

your mamma so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car

Say 55

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 09:58:50 -0700

A guy went to the doctor because he was concerned about his sexuality.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm worried, I think I may be gay."

Doctor: "Well, take off your pants and we'll run a couple

Dirty Dishes!

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 20:22:25 -0700

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.

When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were
the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

Monkey Smells

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 09:40:49 -0700

A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.

"I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so h

Full

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 22:59:13 -0700

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

Mike Tyson or Evander Holyfield

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:58:01 -0700

One day a woman who was about 65 years old wanted to get a tatoo. She went to the nearest tatoo parlor and told the man the she wanted one tatoo of Mike Tyson on one thigh and one of Evander Holyfield