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Chemist's fast prayer

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?

Dedicated geologists

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 13:53:09 -0700

Total immersion geologistsTotal immersion geologists: Are you totally obsessed with geology? If so, then you are a total immersion geologist. Here are the ten warning signs: 1. You jud

A geologist's song 03

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 06:47:51 -0700

The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman(melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)On a margin runs a canyon down into the ocean dark; There's a basin slowly filling with detritus from

Chemistry song 10

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 00:51:00 -0700

We Wish You a Happy HalogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish you a happy halogenTo react with a metal.Good acid we bringto you and your base

The biology song 05

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 06:20:52 -0700

Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Streptococcus bringsStrep sore throat to all who sing,Chloraseptic doesn't cure itOther people

Chemistry song 08

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 07:49:11 -0700

Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test tubes bubbling in a water bathStrong smells nipping at ypur nose.Tiny molecules with their atoms all ag

Chemistry song 06

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 14:39:35 -0800

The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day of chemistryMy teacher gave to meA candle from Chem Study.(second day) two asbestos pads(third day) three little beakers

Chemist's last words

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 07:23:28 -0800

The last words of a chemist:13. And now the detonating gas problem.14. This is a completely save experimental setup.15. Where did I put my gloves?

Technology

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:50:39 -0800

God creates man. Man develops technology and makes man himself.
Then one day, the scientists of the world decide they don't need
god any more because they have their own supplies. So they

A geologist's song 04

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:00:09 -0800

Newfoundland, My Newfoundland(Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Brenna Lorenz Convection's cell was at thy door, Newfoundland, my Newfoundland, Thy ancient heart to pieces tor

Thrown out of the lab

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 13:52:49 -0800

Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"5. Deny the existenc

Jokes of science 03

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 09:38:44 -0800

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.Why did the chicken cross the road? Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross ro

Thrown out of the lab

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:56:18 -0800

Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate a

Chemistry song 05

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 16:12:11 -0700

Deck the LabsDeck the labs with rubber tubingFa la la la la, la la la la.Use your funnel and your filterFa la la la la, la la la la.Don we now our goggles and apronsFa la l

Geology word plays

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 15:36:09 -0700

Several short geology plays on wordsOkay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone