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The wife

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:52:27 -0700

The wife says: I'n not upsetThe wife means: Of course I'm upset you moronThe wife says: You're ... so manlyThe wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 17:27:36 -0700

The wife says: NoThe wife means: NoThe wife says: MaybeThe wife means: NoThe wife says: I'm sorryThe wife means: You'll be sorry

Mushroom Management...

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:47:12 -0700

Mushroom Management: Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.

Diet Coke...

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:24:00 -0700

Diet Coke (noun): A drink you buy at the convenience store to go with
a half pound bag of peanut M&M's

The

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 18:48:43 -0700

The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

WIFE

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 02:42:43 -0700

Washing Ironing, Food and Entertainment

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 15:53:54 -0700

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Hair Dresser...

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:59:06 -0700

Hair Dresser (noun): Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See "Magician".

Is unusually

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 10:15:05 -0700

Is unusually loyal: Wanted by no-one else.Judgement is usually sound: Lucky.Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

The wife

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 15:28:41 -0700

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.The wife means: Just agree with me.The wife says: Are you listening to me?The wife means: [Too late, your do

IBM

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 22:57:27 -0700

I Blame Microsoft

CD-ROM

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 14:45:26 -0700

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

Wife

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 00:54:37 -0700

A woman who complains that she doesn't have a thing to wear
and that there isn't enough closet space for her clothes.

Keyboard: Where

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:58:36 -0700

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

Dictionary of

Mon, 23 May 2005 21:27:22 -0700

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.