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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 12:46:26 -0700

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 04:30:49 -0700

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:19:57 -0700

Ringwald's Law of Household Geometry: Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 15:50:18 -0700

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:21:29 -0700

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 09:53:28 -0700

Murphy's Laws of Sex: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 17:06:04 -0700

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:28:27 -0700

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 05:22:42 -0800

The First Law of Wing Walking: Never leave hold of what you've got until
you've got hold of something else.

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 02:31:30 -0800

Murphy's Technology Laws: All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 20:40:06 -0800

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:37:42 -0800

Army Law

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 09:08:03 -0800

Murphy's Technology Laws: If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try
multiplying by the page number.

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 06:16:51 -0800

Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing: A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:23:14 -0800

Murphy's Law of Airplane Travel: When the plane you are on is late, the
plane you want to transfer to is on time.