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Three guyz on a bridge

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:59:39 -0700

Well their are three guyz on a bridge fishing. they all think there dicks are bigger than each others so..... the one guy throws his dick over the bridge. and he says my almost reaches the water.the 2

Hunting

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 12:28:25 -0700

Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,"Sit down and wait here and don't make a sound".So he leaves. The other man does not make a sound. So the other man findsthe deer but the

Three indians and a chi

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 09:33:36 -0700

There was once 3 indians and a chief. the chief told the indians to go hunting a couple minutes later the first indian comes back with a deer. The chief said, "how did you get that deer?". The indian

Bird Dog

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:53:12 -0700

Joe owned one of the finest bird dogs ever seen. It had won many trophies over the years. One day, Joe got a call from a friend named Bob, who asked if he could borrow the dog to go pheasant hunting o

Be Careful What You Wish For

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:55:10 -0700

Early one morning, Jerome was walking along a beach. In the sand he found a brass lamp. He decided to rub the lamp and a beautiful genie appeared.
Jerome, being quite a bright lad, said "I have r

In the December 15, 1993 issue of The Chronicle...

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 18:55:56 -0700

In the December 15, 1993 issue of The Chronicle Of Higher Education,
page A19, in an article discussing MBA programs; Lawrence E. McKibbin,
Dean of Business at Washburn University of Topeka is quoted

Going fishing

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 10:43:55 -0700

There was a man on his way to work. and his truck ran out of gas. so he gets out looks around.theres a house about 3/4 of a mile down the rode. And another house about 1/2 mile . So he decides to go t

Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at...

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 05:15:55 -0700

Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When he
arrives, he asks the first doctor "Why should you be allowed into heaven?"

The first doctor replied, "I spent my whole car

Ice Fishing

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 21:11:06 -0700

These two guys up north wanted to go ice fishing, so they went to a bait shop. They got some bait and two boxes of icepicks. They went up to the clerk and payed for them. After that they went to the l

Tackle

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:40:42 -0700

Q: Which one of the fishing equipment does a football players use?

A: a "tackle" box.

Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist,...

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:39:30 -0700

Three guys walk into a stripper bar, a dentist, a lawyer and a banker.

The stripper walks out and starts shaking her butt in the dentist's face.
He takes a twenty from his wallet, licks it, and sl

An economist is back in his old college town...

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 04:57:54 -0700

An economist is back in his old college town many years after
graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors. He
happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he picks
it up

Talk a bath

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:55:29 -0700

When the police came up tp this man and sayed"u cant go fishing her" the man sayed" im not im giving my pet worm a bath."

Two DrinkinG Buddies

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 17:47:28 -0700

One day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up Man I really

Duel Genie

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 03:42:13 -0700

A guy was walking down the beach and found a bottle and picked it up. A genie appeared and said, "Thank you for releasing me. As a reward I will grant you 3 wishes."
So the man said, "I wish for