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Different horses

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Jon bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It

Dirty

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:37:16 -0700

What do you call a white boy in a dumpster ?

A:white trash

In the theater

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 07:43:39 -0700

At the movie theater there was a man laying across two seats. The usher comes down and says "Excuse me sir but you can only use one seat, I'm going to have to ask you to move." The man just gr

Two Men Injured in Freak Accidents

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:59:39 -0700

Two local men were seriously injured when their pick-up truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Davey Snyder reported t

3 MEN ONE WAS DAMN STUPID

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 02:08:26 -0700

THERE R THREE MEN THAT DIE.GOD SAYS HE WILL GIVE ANOTHER LIFE IF THEY JUMP OF A MOUNATAIN AND SAY SOMETHING THEY WILL BECOME THAT THING.THE FIRST ONE SAYS AIRPLANE AND FLYS AWAY.THE SECOND ONE SAYS BI

Wacko jacko

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 04:45:14 -0700

wats the difference between micheal jackson & casper?

ones pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost

CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?...

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 07:07:37 -0700

CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?(Y/N)[Y]

When it gets hot

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:20:01 -0700

A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert.
The Dutchman says: "I'll bring an umbrella for the shade when it gets too hot."

The German says: "I'll br

Wish mountain

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:14:00 -0700

three people are at the top of a wish mountain. on this wish mountain as u slide down whatever u wish 4 comes true. the first guy slides down and wishes he was rich. he gets to the bottom and lands in

The sound of a train in the distance

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:08:23 -0700

A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears

Victorias Secret...

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 16:51:34 -0700

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET

10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks, just sniffing
8. I'll be in the dressing room going

There was a guy walking down the street and...

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 08:35:57 -0700

There was a guy walking down the street and he bumped into an old
buddy, Steve. Mark (the first guy) and Steve get talking and Mark asks Steve
what he's been up to.
"I'm going to university,"

Why Blondes are so THICK!

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:12:45 -0700

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he shoul

Outsmarting the Boss

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 08:25:08 -0700

A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, "You notice how the boss has been leaving work early f

Billy-Bob and Mary Lou

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 00:09:31 -0700

Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff. ''Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you wh