LOL-Jokes.com - signs of our times

Apparently, somewhere in England in an open...

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:15:39 -0700

Apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise
untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says,

"Do not throw stones at this sign."

These are supposedly actual signs

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:34:03 -0700

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.Sign in th

In a department store:...

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 17:09:35 -0700

In a department store:

"Stock up and save!
Limit one per customer."

On a roller coaster:...

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:42:20 -0700

On a roller coaster:

"Watch your head."

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:...

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:46:19 -0700

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

Drop your trousers here for best results.

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:...

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 04:14:39 -0700

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:

"Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

- Sisters of Mercy"

On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:...

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 14:13:01 -0700

On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:

Do not turn over.

In a Japanese hotel:...

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 03:31:24 -0700

In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.

Classified Ad:...

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:18:12 -0700

Classified Ad:

Soft & Genital Bath Tissues Or Facial Tissue
89 Cents

Want ad:...

Fri, 27 May 2005 08:19:47 -0700

Want ad:

"Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred."

Want Ad:...

Sun, 08 May 2005 09:51:43 -0700

Want Ad:

"For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers."

At my University's Student center

Thu, 05 May 2005 20:22:30 -0700

At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." In the hallway of a High Scho

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong...

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 13:17:12 -0700

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:

Guaranteed to work
throughout its useful life.

In a New York restaurant:

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 18:50:09 -0800

In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 10:16:31 -0800

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
if he still obstacles your passage then to