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From the Honolulu Advertiser more than 20...

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 23:38:51 -0700

From the Honolulu Advertiser more than 20 years ago as printed
in Ann Landers, Sunday, April 7, 1996, (slightly rephrased):

Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii
s

The FBI released more formerly classified...

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 15:34:03 -0700

The FBI released more formerly classified files. Among
15,000 pages newly available to the public were in-depth reports on
organized crime and anti-communist groups an several Victoria's Secret
catal

Be smart drink more

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:50:02 -0700

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die

In Elyria, Ohio, in October,

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 07:25:38 -0700

In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martyn Eskins, attempting to clean out
cobwebs in his basement, declined to use a broom in favor of a propane
torch and caused a fire that burned the first and

Long run

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 15:23:14 -0700

In a Tokyo shop:

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

Neil Armstrong True Story

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 04:41:38 -0700

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks -

STUPID

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 23:17:14 -0700

You are so stupid your mom told you to go and buy a color t.v., and you came back and asked what color.

Trick or Treat!

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 23:10:01 -0700

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minut

The Roslin lab in Scotland

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 15:08:49 -0700

The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut.
"But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once
you've cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to coun

Things that Make you Say Hmmm...

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 12:28:25 -0700

-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.

-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Earlier this year, the dazed

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:20:01 -0700

Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese Trawler was plucked out
of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship.

Their rescue, however, was followed by

Black Cloud

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 16:58:46 -0700

There was a black guy a mexican guy and a white guy

They all died and went to heaven When they got up there an angel said sorry guys its not time for you guys to die yet so Im going to

Big surprise

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 16:44:21 -0700

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."

Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up th

Christmas and a day at the office?

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 05:33:56 -0700

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

A 10pm curfew was imposed

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 08:07:07 -0700

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast, and everybody had to be off the
streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.

"Why did you do that?" the soldier was