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The secret of success is

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:00:28 -0700

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Give a man a fish

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:17:40 -0700

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

View

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:49:40 -0700

What is the only bad thing about the '69' position?

The view.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:47:15 -0700

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

I'm as confused as a

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:06:51 -0700

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

All I ask is a

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:26:27 -0700

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

If you're always right, something's

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 15:44:51 -0700

If you're always right, something's wrong.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 18:21:39 -0700

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Do you need a silencer

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 13:00:51 -0700

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Death is life's way of

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 10:20:27 -0700

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

You look intelligent. However

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:59:39 -0700

You look intelligent. However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.

His home is free of

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:36:27 -0700

His home is free of mice and cockroaches -- they refuse to live in the
same place as him.

Friends may come and go,

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 23:31:39 -0700

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If I can survive death,...

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:52:49 -0700

If I can survive death,
I can probably survive anything.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

A day without fusion is

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:32:01 -0700

A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.