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Good News / Bad News

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:44:28 -0700

The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you." The woman said, &quot

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender,...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 13:22:28 -0700

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"
The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's
for this li

Psyched up

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:21:16 -0700

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, scr

Deer meat

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

One day a family were sitting at dinner eating dear meat. The dad said, " kids, if you can guess what we are eating i will give you 10.00. So the 1st lil girl says, "chicken"
he says,"nope". th

Your Daily Moment of Zen

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just
leave me the heck alone.

2. The journey of a

Signs from Kitchens

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Toda

The Man-Eating Lion

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:38:28 -0700

An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion

Shot!

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:17:40 -0700

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

The

Rooster and Chicken

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:37:16 -0700

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!

Balding Problems

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:14:04 -0700

Jill got a new job as a stylist at a beauty salon.During her second week on the job, a bald woman walked into the salon and said to Jill, "I've tried everything to make my hair grow

Women Driver

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 18:32:28 -0700

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, &q

Counting Sheep

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:11:40 -0700

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?"

First Date

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:50:52 -0700

Peter's first date with Meg had gone well. As they sat in Peter's front seat on a remote country road, Meg made an announcement.

"I'm actually a prostitute," Meg warned. "If you want any acti

The tree

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:30:04 -0700

There once was a girl who loved goin up over the hills of her grandma\'s house. One day she was exploring and found a tree. This was no ordinary tree. It was a muffin tree. She loved muffins. She alwa

Tough Cowboy

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 18:28:52 -0700

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.The cowboy from Australia says, I wrestled a 200 pound crocodi