LOL-Jokes.com - medical

Nursing Home

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:10:28 -0700

Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men
living there?
It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.

First Day Out

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:27:39 -0700

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's
been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex
four times. After it's over, h

Emergency Call

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 15:41:15 -0700

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a
colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right ove

Two Psychiatrists

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:37:39 -0700

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
''You are fine, how am I?''

crazy

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 20:54:51 -0700

two crazy people were walking through a park. What path did
they take?

Gas Trouble

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:06:02 -0700

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted a

The old Doctor & the young Doctor

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:48:01 -0700

One Day this old doctor decided he wanted to retire but he would have to train the young doctor to do house calls. The first day was a training day for the young doctor. the old doctor took the young

Saran Wrap

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 07:04:01 -0700

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The guy asks
the doctor, ''What do you think is wrong with me?''
The doctor replied, I can clearly see you're nuts.''

Viagra

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:17:37 -0700

What do you get when you cross Viagra with Rogaine?

Don King.

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at He

Bad News 2

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 06:46:00 -0700

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad

Cheap Advice

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 01:14:23 -0700

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under,

Hospital Search Program

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 11:52:23 -0700

A new arrival about to enter hospital saw two white-coated doctors searching through the flower beds. "Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors.

Four stages

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 11:48:47 -0700

The four stages of getting sick: ill,pill,bill,will.
---shashidhar desai

God Helps Me Pee

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:15:58 -0700

An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly checkup. During
examination, the doctor asks how his nightly incontinence is.
"its fine," says the old man. "I just get up a

Hemophiliac and Virgin

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 06:09:58 -0700

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they're done.