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The Top 12 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School (Part I)

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:31:16 -0700

12. Lesson 1: A guy who looks and sounds like Danny DeVito in a bathrobe points to a pile of concrete blocks and says "Knock yourselves out, Grasshoppers."

11. All the trophies in the

Why Sports Scholarship is an Oxymoron

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 13:00:51 -0700

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle" -- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clot

New Golfer

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 07:32:51 -0700

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try
the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing
whatever of the game. The pro s

Bunch a Cowboy dirt

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 20:36:50 -0700

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.

Why did they take the astroturf out of Texas Stadium?
The CowBoys play better on grass.

Have you heard about the

The Pitch

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 20:33:13 -0700

There once were two best friends named Bob and Earl. They were two of the
biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives revolved around
baseball. Bob and Earl discussed base

The laws of golf

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:14:00 -0700

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

The bucket...

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:32:24 -0700

Q: What's the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket...

Football Math!

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 17:31:12 -0700

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, w

Golfer Pays His Respects

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 09:19:11 -0700

A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.

As he was lining up his putt, a fu

Baseballs Guide to Sex

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 14:25:35 -0700

For all you baseball fans...

Warning: Explicit...

Baseball's Guide to Love

Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school? If so, do you r

Sports

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:01:10 -0700

Slow Golf

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 03:36:46 -0700

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't bother to wave the men on thro

Definitely Too Much Sun

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 16:37:09 -0700

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he
sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship."

The speck gets a little close

Team doing badly

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 19:06:44 -0700

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award!

It's an appointment !

Favorite Instrument

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 16:26:20 -0700

What is a football player's favorite instrument?

The Sacks-saphone.