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Sherlock Holmes

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:01:40 -0700

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down
for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what
you see."
Watson said, "I see milli

Dizzy

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:18:52 -0700

I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy.

Speeding

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 18:10:50 -0700

The cop got out of his car and went over to the other vehicle.

The kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

No Mercy

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:13:37 -0700

A guy is driving down a deserted highway.

He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign.

From out of nowhere, a cop car pulls him over.

COP: Do you know

Top 4 Fun Things To Do On a Road Trip

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:49:13 -0700

4. Go into a gas station angry. Insist that you were there an
hour ago and the clerk gave you bad directions.

3. Pull up beside another motorist. Leaving your window up, yell

Dead scare

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:26:01 -0700

A man books a taxi for the airport.

The taxi arrives, the man loads his luggage and the taxi sets off.

Several minutes into the journey the man notices that the driver has taken a wr

Gator Country

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:21:13 -0700

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on t

Speeding ticket

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:06:48 -0700

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together."

"Yesterday yo

Being A Truck Driver

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:59:35 -0700

The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck Driver

One day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and orders five pounds of "m-n-m's",.

The lady at the counter asked him "Don't you mean five

The Helpful Pilot

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 14:36:23 -0700

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if we wanted to get of the aircraft,

Now he's in trouble

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:08:23 -0700

A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what's the problem officer?"To which the policeman responded, "I stopped you for runni

Teamwork

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 16:15:32 -0700

The loaded mini-van pulled in to the only remaining campsite.
Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly
unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to
ga

Driving Offence

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:56:41 -0700

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....

The man says "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: You were going at least 75 in

Arline Quotes

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:51:04 -0700

'Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it's warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it's dark, windy and raining. Why in the world y'all wanna go there I r

Two Sea Monsters

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:12:38 -0700

Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do.

They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes.

Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath