]> http://www.lol-jokes.com/taxonomy/term/77/1 en http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/top-ten-way-im-spending-this-valentines <p>Top ten way *I'm* spending this valentine's day.</p> <p>10. Watching "Fatal Attraction" over and over to remind me what I'm not<br /> missing.</p> <p>9. Trying to dec</p> holidays Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:42:04 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/after-christmas <p>'Twas the week after Christmas, and all through the house </p> <p>Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. </p> <p>The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste </p> <p>At the holiday parties had gone</p> holidays Wed, 03 Aug 2005 04:23:37 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/question-and-answer-christmas-joke-14 <p>Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?A: Crisp Cringle.</p> holidays Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:03:35 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/what-is-easter <p>Three blondes died and were up talking to St. Peter. He said "I<br /> have one question and if you get it I will let you into heaven."</p> <p>He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" She answ</p> holidays Tue, 12 Jul 2005 19:06:44 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/big-turkey-question <p>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn't find one big enough for her family. </p> <p>She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" </p> <p>The st</p> holidays Mon, 11 Jul 2005 08:21:32 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/sherlock-holmes-and <p>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.<br /> Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend</p> holidays Sat, 09 Jul 2005 18:55:56 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/twas-the-computer-before-christmas <p>Twas the night before Christmas, </p> <p>when all through the house </p> <p>not a peripheral was stirring, </p> <p>not even the mouse. </p> <p>The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,</p> holidays Sun, 03 Jul 2005 10:33:06 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/slaughter-turkey-lurkey <p>A little program that lets you choose how to slaughter the Holiday Turkey.Turkey Lurkey (216K)Note: Our "Send this Joke to A</p> holidays Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:39:30 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/12-dayz-of-christmas <p>December 14th<br /> Dearest John: </p> <p>I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. </p> <p>With de</p> holidays Sun, 26 Jun 2005 02:06:41 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/the-grinch-and-his-drugs <p>The Grinch stole their papers, their bongs, and their pipes<br /> then he looked round the room for some reefers to swipe<br /> He crawled up the chimney, and scurried away<br /> leaving only seeds an</p> holidays Fri, 17 Jun 2005 20:17:03 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/santa-claus-jolly-happy-and-high <p>One day, an elf in Santa's workshop is busily working when he sees another<br /> elf handing santa a small green bag with a small little-happy-face sticker<br /> on it.</p> <p>Now, this elf does</p> holidays Tue, 14 Jun 2005 12:05:02 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/enter-the-pearly-gates <p>Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.</p> holidays Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:18:38 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/question-and-answer-christmas-joke-21 <p>Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.</p> holidays Sun, 12 Jun 2005 11:57:50 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/the-top-12-bad-things-about-being-a-headless-horseman <p>12> Friggin' sunglasses keep falling off your neck.</p> <p>11> "Bad hair days" replaced by much scarier "bad jugular" days.</p> <p>10> Always get disqualified for missing the fi</p> holidays Fri, 10 Jun 2005 06:29:50 -0700 http://www.lol-jokes.com/misc/holidays/things-not-to-say-on-your-valentines-date <p>* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.</p> <p>* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.</p> <p>* I</p> holidays Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:58:36 -0700