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The Mountains

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:23:40 -0700

Do mountains have ears?...................................................
Yes mountaineers!!!!!!

That is what you get!

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:21:16 -0700

So, my friend said,"Hey, what do you think about him?""Who? the principal?"I said. "No way Jose!!"she said. "Are you calling ME Jose?? Huh,huh???"I said. "No! Why would I, booger times infinity!!

I received this warning about the use of the...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:40:52 -0700

I received this warning about the use of the politically incorrect term, "Towel Heads."

We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not like to be called Towel Heads."

Huntin' and Drin

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 15:55:40 -0700

Two guys are talking in a bar.."My hobbies are huntin' and drinkin'." said Art."What do you hunt?" asked John."Somethin to drin

Birds

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 15:55:40 -0700

what do you get if you cross a elephant with a skunk

answer=a smell that you will never forget

Monkey ate pool ball

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:31:16 -0700

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in

Drunken Man and Blonde

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 18:21:39 -0700

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person

Eyes shut

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:57:15 -0700

A man goes into a bar and asks the barmaid for a drink. The barmaid gives him the drink. Bofore he drank it, he shut his eyes. The barmaid noticed this and looked confussed so she went up to the man a

Guy talks to barman

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:53:39 -0700

Customer: (to bartender) "My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!" Bartender: What happened? Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands

Hard of Hearing Genie

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:53:39 -0700

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".

The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."

So of cour

All You Can Drink

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 23:31:39 -0700

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes

Bar tender and a man

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 23:28:02 -0700

A guy goes to a bar and sees a big jar of 5-dollar bills in it. He asks the
bartender "Whets with the money?" the bartender replies "we're having a contest.
You have to put in 5 dollars

The Golden Saloon

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 02:04:50 -0700

A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He loop-legs it through the door and is met by hi

3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?...

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:19:38 -0700

3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?

Nothing they dont know where they are.

Funny ya got to read

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 12:39:14 -0700

Three guys walk into a bar...the other dukks