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Franklin

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 02:12:03 -0700

A teenage boy was baby-sitting a little girl. He needed to go to
the washroom. Suddenly the little girl walked in. The little
girl goes "What's that?" pointing to his penis!Theboy says

Skeeter Season

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 07:29:14 -0700

Bubba and Earl are sittin in a bar on a hot summer day. Bubba say's to Earl "Why does women like summa so much?" Earl say's "Dunno?" Bubba say's "cuz it's skeeter season". Earl say's "how ya figga da

blondes

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 12:39:14 -0700

what reindeer laughed at rudolf?

olive.........(say this out loud) ALL OF the other raindeer,
used to laugh and call him names..........

one day, a blonde brunett and r

Relativity

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 01:50:25 -0700

Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.

Relativity is like an erection - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

man and three nuns

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 12:24:49 -0700

a man and a woman were having plaesure in a car. the man got
hungry and bought two snickers. hewalked out of the store and
saw three nuns,so he jumped in front of the bushes.one nun saw

Cubist Poo

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 20:04:24 -0700

Did you ever hear of the artist with brown fingers?
Pic-ass-o

The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:00:48 -0700

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. Yo

Sexual World Records

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 06:20:46 -0700

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from

Not what u think......

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:49:10 -0700

What is long....hard...and filled with semen?

A submarine!!! get it? SEA MEN

Surgical

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 22:05:09 -0700

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,
pulled
out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one

Pillsberry Dough Boy

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 21:57:57 -0700

What do you get when the Pillsberry Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

Big Game Hunter

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 05:55:33 -0700

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone
about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good
shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he

Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 21:54:21 -0700

Limmerick of the Day:

There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

The Splice

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 10:58:20 -0700

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.

Overjoyed, the man went out with his b

The dick and pussy

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 13:31:31 -0700

the dick said to the pussy can i park there
the pussy said sure but do it hard
the dick said i will
only if the mouth sucks me
if the licking starts at me said the pussy