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Even the Score

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 19:10:39 -0700

There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.

Have You Ever Wounde

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:24:52 -0700

Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get blow jobs!

Waz up

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:44:28 -0700

you suck

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the...

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the
strongest tiger, but once he's married mostly he takes out the garbage.>

-Sam Levenson

That hungry!!!

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:23:40 -0700

I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife came out to feed them.

The rooster sto

Disabled Swimming Contest

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:43:16 -0700

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all i

Did I say...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:40:52 -0700

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father wh

A Beard?

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:00:28 -0700

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife l

Sucks

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB?

A. AFTER TEN YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS!

Flies

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:38:28 -0700

A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter in his hand. \"What are you doing?\" she asked.
\"Hunting flies,\" he whispered.
\"Oh! Good. Killin

Taper off

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:37:16 -0700

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would ne

Boyfriends

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:54:28 -0700

How are daughter's boyfriends like cockroaches?

They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them!

Top 10 reasons COMPILERS must be female

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:12:52 -0700

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

The Kennedys

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 18:32:28 -0700

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?

It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding.