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muffin man

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 06:27:59 -0700

~~~~~so theres 2 muffins in an oven, on muffin says
"damn, it's hot as hell in here" and the other muffin goes,
"AAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"~~~~~

The Red Joke

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 14:03:57 -0700

One day, there was a red hotel run by Mrs. Red. On that day,
she had three boarders; Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mrs. Blue.
Each of the boarders had a red room with a red door, a red

Top Three Benifits Of Being Deaf

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 13:31:31 -0700

1. You never need to worry about finding a quiet place to read.

2. Yes, people may be shouting insults at you behind your back,
but who cares?

3. You can communicate

deers

Wed, 11 May 2005 10:02:31 -0700

Did you know that deers dont have unlces

they only have antlers

pick up line

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 03:22:27 -0700

every one has a hobbie right....well your mine

The Water

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 13:23:54 -0800

Three boys were in the desert with only one bottle of water
left. They were all very thirsty, so they had a dreaming
contest. Whoever had the best dream would get the water, so they

Pop Quiz Triva

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 23:18:40 -0800

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed

rudolph`s nose

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 11:36:28 -0700

why dose rudolph have a red nose and the rest brown?
because when santa stops ,since they are no bums in frunt of
him his nose dosn`t get stuck up the frunt ones bum.

2 Muffins

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 22:25:22 -0700

There were 2 muffins in an oven.

THe one muffin says "Damn, it's really hot in here!"

The other muffin screams "AHHHHH a talking muffin!!!!"

Penguins in their spare time

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 18:54:31 -0700

What do you call black and white and black and white and black
and white and black and white and back?

a penguin rolling down a hill.

what do you call something black

Cookies

Mon, 19 Apr 2004 10:51:34 -0700

A boyfriend and a girlfriend were at the corner of the
girlfriend's neighborhood. She said, "Do you wanna walk me to
my door?"

He said, "I don't know, I don't think it's righ

Osama Bin......

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 06:44:11 -0800

Q:What does it mean when you see car tracks in Afganistan

A:Osama's Bin Drivin

This could get you in trouble...

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 20:02:34 -0800

This could get you in trouble...

The following is immoral, stupid, possibly illegal, and perhaps
dangerous. Oh, and its likely to piss some people off as well.
But it is fun t

in a traight jacket

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 02:48:06 -0800

Q:does a guy in a striaght jacket look harmful that just got out
of prison?

A: yes because thats why he is in the straight jacket.

Hallow'een

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 02:36:07 -0700

Why to pedofiles like hallow'een so much?

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