LOL-Jokes.com - tongue twisters

Tounge twister's for the BEST

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 15:05:13 -0700

these tounge twisters are the worst
try saying them asfast as you can 5 times these might even be
the shortest...

The Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

Betty Botter's Butter

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 07:41:54 -0700

Betty Botter had some butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my bat

Fud Picker

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 14:56:15 -0700

How much Fud,
could a fud picker pick,
if a fud picker could pick fud?

Twenty Two Tadpoles

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 11:28:36 -0800

Twenty two tiny tadpoles tied ten tan neckties tightly to twenty
tall trees twenty years ago this Tuesday at twelve twenty two,
Timex time!

P.S See how fast you can read this

Woodchuck Chuck Wood

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:29:44 -0800

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could

Skunk & Stump

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 14:09:45 -0700

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Sea Shells

Sat, 01 May 2004 08:54:24 -0700

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Lesser Leather

Sun, 04 Apr 2004 04:36:42 -0700

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Wicked Wish

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 19:04:55 -0800

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

stump

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 22:39:28 -0800

I stepped on a stump and stomped on it.
Then,I had a scratch that turned into a sore.
So I stepped away from the stump and stepped on the steps.
Then I went to sleep since I was sick

The farmer's son

Mon, 11 Aug 2003 22:27:29 -0700

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his
three teenage sons into his room. He beckoned them to come
close.
"Sons," he said in hardly a whisper, "I am very o

Sylvia Swimming

Tue, 03 Jun 2003 10:17:38 -0700

Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Funny Feel

Mon, 12 May 2003 11:38:45 -0700

I feel a funny feel,
A funny feel I feel,
If you feel the feel I feel,
I feel the feel you feel.

Stu Chews Shoes

Mon, 20 Jan 2003 03:55:10 -0800

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Square

Mon, 26 Aug 2002 06:47:03 -0700

Square Spheres Swear