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Ten Issue

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 05:21:16 -0700

What are there words trying to say?

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Vegetable Number

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:49:40 -0700

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There's no
trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the
questions one at a time and as quickly as you ca

Bingo

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:26:01 -0700

How do you get a 96 year old lady to say fuck?
Get another one to scream bingo.

What has a lot of balls and fucks old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Trees

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 09:15:35 -0700

What do trees drink at parties?

Root Beer.

You Gotta Be Joking

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 11:45:11 -0700

1. If Miss Issippi bought a New Jersey for Miss Ourri, What
would Della wear?

2. Why was the tomato blushing?

3. What do you call twin brothers?

4. Wha

Dirty Hole

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 11:37:58 -0700

Q: How much dirt is in a hole three feet long, two feet wide, and one foot deep? [SCROLL DOWN AGAIN FOR THE ANSWER]

Ships

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 13:49:33 -0700

What is a ship that can never sink?

Friendship.

Bus

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 00:16:44 -0700

OK- You are the bus driver.

The bus driver goes to the first stop and picks up three kids.

Then the bus driver goes to the second stop and picks up five.

The bus

Roman

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 05:08:42 -0700

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?

A Glad-he-ate-her.

Knickers Riddle

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 13:06:18 -0700

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find

Dirty Riddles

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 18:19:54 -0700

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?A: 1 U.S. leaderQ: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A: A cherry float.Q: What did the sign on the door of the who

Sick Minded Riddle

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:38:18 -0700

I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i
am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in litt

U've Always Wanted To Know

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 16:57:01 -0700

What is red and goes white when you suck it?

A used tampon!

Bugs

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 11:32:37 -0700

What was the last thing going through the fly's mind when it hit the car
windshield?

It's hind legs!

What's so bad about Russia?

Mon, 30 May 2005 16:31:47 -0700

A boy was in class and he raised his hand and asked his teacher,
"What's so bad about Russia?" His teacher said, "thats it, young
man, go to the principles office."

The boy wa