LOL-Jokes.com - puns / word play

Leaves

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:34:52 -0700

Q:What do you call a guy with no legs in leaves?
A:Russle!

Boll Weevil

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 20:58:27 -0700

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, beca

What do you call...

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:07:14 -0700

What do you call a man with 10 rabbits up his bum?Warren. What do you call two Canadian lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders. What do you call a lesbian from Alaska?Klondike.

General Kitchy Kitchy

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:03:38 -0700

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

The dog and neutron

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 22:52:00 -0700

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How

Indian having children

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 20:11:36 -0700

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, als

The Clerk and the Raisin Bread

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:24:00 -0700

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counte

Peddler in the village

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 19:53:35 -0700

Every day a peddler pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market. It was a long trip. He had to travel around the perimeter of a large lake that was owned by the town tycoon, a modern

A Problem?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 06:24:23 -0700

If a customer walked into a hardware store and swore by a certain type of bathroom cabinet to another customer, saying how good it is, would you say the first customer had a pro-vanity problem?

Rectum

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 17:02:22 -0700

Little Johnny was always late for school. Day after day he would
come to class late. Finally, his teacher told him if he was late
one more day he would be suspended.

So, the n

A horse breeder story

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 11:09:09 -0700

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would

Visiting the lawyer

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 03:00:44 -0700

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one f

Moles

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 10:47:31 -0700

Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!"

Mama mole sticks her head o

Funny Names A-J

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 02:31:54 -0700

There is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to
call up the airport and have one of these names paged...

Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires)
Abe Rudder (Hey Brothe

Le Thief

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 02:17:29 -0700

Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading
security, getting out and escaping with th