LOL-Jokes.com - poems

Jack and Jill

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:40:52 -0700

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun,
stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.

I Start with a M

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 09:58:50 -0700

I start with a M
so does a male
there can be roads on me
you can get me in the mail
or there can be states on me
trust me I'm not a baseball cap
what am I, I'm a ma

Devious Vs. Gullible by Bekah Smith

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:01:10 -0700

Women love the word "forever,"
Only because you misinterpret it.
Forever means nothing more than this:
"Until you start to get on my nerves."

She may tell you you're cu

Bless

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:40:22 -0700

Dear Heavenly father full of grace
Bless my boy friend for his cute face
Bless his hair that always curls
Help keep his hands off other girls
Bless his hands so big and strong

When I Grow Up

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 19:21:09 -0700

I want to be rich when I grow up
With a manly and muscular figure.
I want to grow up to be Arnold,
Arnold Schwarzenneger.

I want to want muscleman movies
For two m

Earth and Space

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 02:13:53 -0700

I live on earth,
He lives in space
I booted his ass there when
he shoved his dick in
my face

Nasty Poems

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:15:51 -0700

Roses are red,

Pickles are green

I love your legs

and whats between

Kissing is a habit

Fucking is a game

Grandma's Twat

Tue, 31 May 2005 19:15:48 -0700

Little Jack Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Playing with Grandma's twat,
Put in a pinky,
Pulled out a stinky,
And said, "My it's beginning to rot".

Shootin at a squirel

Sat, 28 May 2005 05:42:59 -0700

This is a story about a man named Jed
Poor mountainier barely kept his family feed

Then one day he was shootin at a squiral
Up popped up, a beautiful girl

Naked t

The Good Ship Venus

Sat, 21 May 2005 13:18:57 -0700

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a raging penis.

The captain's name was Morgan,
A

Love

Mon, 02 May 2005 17:31:17 -0700

*This poem taken from an episode of Cartoon Planet*

Love is a happy time
It when the male part of species
Goes over to the female part of species
And Says "Hey you want

Ode to a potty break

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 02:57:13 -0700

ODE TO A POTTY BREAK
by John Clogger

I sit so quietly in class
Until I feel this pain of gas
Which stabs intestines large and small:
"I hope that there's an empty

Rude Song Lyrics

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:16:49 -0700

These are rude nursery rhymes, songs and remakes of songs the
way they should have been done...

Masturbation Song

You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a

Ole MacDonald

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 08:07:12 -0700

Ole MacDonald sitting on a bench,
slapping his meat with a monkey wrench,
missed his meat and hit his balls,
pissed all over in his overalles,
went to the creek to wash them of

Crash

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 22:33:34 -0800

There once was a man in a crash. His balls were made out of brass. He
climbed up a ladder in really bad weather and lightning shot out of his
ass.