LOL-Jokes.com - light bulbs

Q: How many alt.test

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 00:00:28 -0700

Q: How many alt.test readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One postmaster and 100 autoresponder mailbombs.

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:17:40 -0700

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie

Q: How many Dixons

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:06:51 -0700

Q: How many Dixons assistants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)

Q: How many quantum

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:26:27 -0700

Q: How many quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One: of course. Two to do it, and -1 to renormalise the wave-function. (Explanation - Renormalising the wave function is som

Q: How many members of

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 15:44:51 -0700

Q: How many members of the P.L.O. does it take to change a light bulb?A: 45 - One to drive the car, four to shoot the president of Sylvania's bodyguards, three to kidnap the president of Sylvania

Q: How many Green

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 13:00:51 -0700

Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.

Q: How many believable,

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 10:20:27 -0700

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

Q: How many programmers

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 04:59:39 -0700

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Trick question. Programmers don't do hardware. (same answer really as "None. It's a hardware problem.")

Q: How many Pygmies

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:36:27 -0700

Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)

Q: How many blind

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 12:28:25 -0700

Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?A: It depends whether the switch is on or off.

Q: How many American

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 01:46:49 -0700

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

Q: How many alto

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:06:25 -0700

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Q: How many spies

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 09:44:25 -0700

Q: How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Why bother?

Q: How many software

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:17:37 -0700

Q: How many software vendors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb.

Q: How many maths

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 09:37:13 -0700

Q: How many maths students does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is.