LOL-Jokes.com - military

3 Sick Soldiers...

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes w

Irish RAF

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

The Irish RAF stormed the RSPCA. They went to kill the five
Afgans held there.

On the high seas!

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 20:40:26 -0700

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.

As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointi

Anti aircraft weapon

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 12:21:13 -0700

The USA blamed the Russian companies that they were supplying Bagdad with the elastic band for pants. Iraq engineers made the catapults of them and now Iraq soldiers are striking a blow to American ai

Aggies R Dum

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:17:37 -0700

There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater.

They attempted to rob a bank but got caught.

They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair.

Marine corps

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 04:12:48 -0700

A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom. When they finish, the sailor says,"In the navy, they teach us to wash our hands," and the marine says," In the marines, they teach us not to piss on our hand

Purebred Police Dog

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 16:04:43 -0700

The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Freeman ordered the
dog to be delivered. The next day, a van pulled up, and left he

Telling a tale of WWII

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 18:41:31 -0700

There was a fundraising event being held in the local RSA by the local Women's Auxiliary, and the organisers had arranged for Ireland's most decorated WWII pilot to speak to the assembled ladies.

State Penitentiary

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:31:51 -0700

Jack, who does not have a criminal record, has just been
convicted of a minor crime. In his court trial, he is sentenced
to 2 years in prison. Since he and his wife cannot afford the

US Air Force Humor!

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 01:01:49 -0700

"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintena

Aussie Trouser Snake.

Tue, 24 May 2005 05:28:34 -0700

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his

Sam Returns Home From War

Tue, 10 May 2005 23:20:55 -0700

Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in many battles and won many decorations. He was finally discharged from service and returned home to a wife and son w

Did you hear

Mon, 09 May 2005 20:36:55 -0700

Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?

Minutes in the Army

Sat, 07 May 2005 01:46:54 -0700

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor.

"If you

Change your course now

Fri, 06 May 2005 01:43:18 -0700

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of N