LOL-Jokes.com - jews

Two beggars in Mexico

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:15:39 -0700

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions People walk by, lift their noses at the man with

Blood Tells

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 08:55:24 -0800

The teacher said, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me
who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The
tea

Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:31:42 -0800

Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah 10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones 8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are

Two jews on a desert Island

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 10:39:59 -0800

Two Jews are stranded on a desert island. They build three synagogues --- one for the orthodox Jew, one for the reform Jew, and one that neither one of them will ever set foot in!

Jewish Mother Joke

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 15:32:33 -0700

And it came to pass that an openly Jewish man was elected to be President of the United States of America.So he calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down to Washington DC to shar

Dancing

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 06:35:32 -0700

A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the
orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they
have any final questions.

The man asks, "Is it true

Wave that Towel...

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 10:44:16 -0700

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are
very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife

8 days of gifts

Sun, 16 May 2004 07:08:03 -0700

Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked "I got it last night for Hanukkah," said Stan. "What's Hanukkah?

Different Views from Different Pews

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 05:01:26 -0800

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came
upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following
symbols in order of appearance:

1. A dog 2. A

You may be a Jewish Redneck

Sun, 07 Mar 2004 15:17:49 -0800

1. You light your shabbos candles from your cigarette2. Your belt buckle is bigger than a yarmulke3. Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name

At the beach

Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:42:59 -0800

Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, "Benny! Benny, what happened?!" "Madam, please don't get hysterical," said the lifeguard. "I'm just going to

The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 23:31:40 -0800

The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish HolidaysRosh Hashanah ---- FeastTzom Gedalia ----- FastYom Kippur ------- More fastingSukkot ----------- FeastHoshanah Rabbah -- More fea

Good news bad news about our son

Wed, 31 Dec 2003 21:57:58 -0800

"Oy vey! I've got good news and bad news about our son." said Mrs. Shapiro to her husband."Give me the bad news first!" said Mr. Shapiro."Our boy's become a homosexual!""Oy! So

Jewish tires (mildly derogatory)

Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:04:45 -0800

Q: Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein? A: They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.

Honeybees

Sun, 21 Dec 2003 02:39:08 -0800

Two bees meet at a local rosebush.First Bee: You look horrible -- emaciated. Have you been getting enough to eat?Second Bee: I know. Haven't been lucky. I'm practically starving.