LOL-Jokes.com - christians

Run Through the Rain

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 01:57:38 -0700

She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful, brown haired,
freckled-faced image of innocence. Her mom looked like someone
from the Walton's or a moment captured by Norman Rockwell. Not

noel

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 08:37:48 -0700

Why is noel named noel if there is an L in noel?

Jesus And God

Tue, 03 May 2005 09:33:42 -0700

Jesus and god were playing golf. They come to a long par 5 with
trees and sand traps everywhere. Jesus hits a beautiful shot
straight down the fairway and it lands perfect. God steps up an

Preacher Goes Hunting

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:42:02 -0700

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head
to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner
on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided,

little timmy

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 11:47:17 -0700

Little timmy always sat in the front pew of the church and gave
a hand full of change when the collection basket passed.One
sunday the pastor noticed that timmy started to put his change

Giant

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 05:12:44 -0700

There once was a giant who lived at the top of a big mountain.
His favorate thing to do was to kick trids (short people) from
the village down the mountain. After a while, the mayor of the

What to Do with the Gold Coins

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 02:24:38 -0800

A Muslim sheikh, a Christian priest and a Jewish rabbi find a
room filled with gold coins. They sit down to discuss what
they'd do with it.

The sheikh: I think we throw it up

New Minister

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 16:53:21 -0800

There was a young man who had just complete his schooling to
become a minister. He had went back to his home town and went to
his pastor and ask if he could deliver the message that Sunday

Jewish Fathers, Christian sons.

Thu, 08 Jan 2004 03:44:00 -0800

A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from
his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish
faith.

To remedy this he sent

Holy Christmas

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 17:15:03 -0800

Q. What's the diffrence between preachers and Christmas trees?

A. They both have balls but just for decoration.

Skipping Church to Go Golfing

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 07:20:58 -0700

There once was a vicar who loved to golf. One Sunday he decided
to skip church and play golf. So he phoned the church and said
he was ill. He then went to the golf club far away from town,

Father Cuthbert

Fri, 30 May 2003 02:02:01 -0700

Father Cuthbert was the vicar at St Martha's church, so the
congregation was sad to hear that he would be going on holiday
for a month. On the other, they were happy that he left his

For the love of...

Thu, 20 Mar 2003 04:47:22 -0800

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist -
and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and
swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were

Liars!

Mon, 10 Feb 2003 10:31:38 -0800

The priest said, "Today's sermon is called 'Liars'. I will get
to that in a moment, but first I have a question. How many of
you have read Chapter 66 in Matthew?" Nearly every hand went up

The preist and Golfer

Thu, 30 Jan 2003 07:11:36 -0800

A preist and a golfer are both members of the City Golf club.
One Saturday they go there to play against each other. They get
to the 8th hole of a 10 hole pitch and the preist is winning.