LOL-Jokes.com - religion

Conversion

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:24:52 -0700

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him.

What Would You Say?

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter.
"When you are in your casket and frien

Quiet in Church

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because p

Garden of Eden

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

What did Eve had to admit when she was told by a snake that she was naked? That she got 6 bucks to take it off for a dog. (Dog=god) She was just so ugly.

The Virgin Mary was so hard up t

Lucky Shot

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:53:16 -0700

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses rais

Col. Saunders was lying on

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:31:16 -0700

Col. Saunders was lying on his death bed and asked to have the Pope visit
him.
It was explained that the pope is a very busy man and that he did not make
such visits.
Col Saund

Having an Affair

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:48:28 -0700

Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher
decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as
the plate was being passed he said...

"Brothe

Meaningful Prayer

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 05:06:51 -0700

The ship was going down. The captain and the crew were trying - in the middle of a terrible mid-Atlantic winter storm - to get the lifeboat out. "We can hope for nothing but Divine intervention," crie

Two beggars in Mexico

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:15:39 -0700

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions People walk by, lift their noses at the man with

Final Confession

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:15:39 -0700

When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are
expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to

Short Guide To Religions

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 23:35:15 -0700

Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enoug

A Rabbi and a Priest

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:53:39 -0700

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"

The Priest says "If I am

Adam Accused By Eve!

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 20:51:15 -0700

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she told he

Heaven Wishes

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:30:26 -0700

100 men were waiting at the pearly gates of heaven to go when god appeared. He said "since as you have all lived such good lifes, i will grant you all one wish each!" So, turning t

How do you get a

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 02:04:50 -0700

How do you get a nun pregnant?

- Dress her up as an altar boy.