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How true this is

Thu, 19 May 2005 21:12:57 -0700

Any questions?

definitions

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:57:22 -0800

what's the definition of painfull
a fly going down a razor blade using its balls as breaks

what's the definition of stupid
lobing a brick through someones window and asking

The two Gay Guys

Fri, 16 Apr 2004 02:39:33 -0700

Ok.. There are these to gay guys fucking eachother up the ass
and one guy says "dont cum until i come back" so he goes to get
a pizza and he comes back to the room and there is cum all ove

War Quotes

Tue, 04 Nov 2003 05:10:34 -0800

Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream.
-- Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind"

You can no more win a war t

Couple Quick Iraq Riddles

Wed, 22 Oct 2003 16:05:20 -0700

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

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Q: What's the faste

Bombing away Terrorism

Sun, 06 Apr 2003 00:27:50 -0800

By Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
February 20, 2002
Times Observer

To prevent terrorism by dropping bombs on Iraq is such an obvious idea that I can't think why no one has thought of i

New Yorkers

Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:12:13 -0700

According to a recent poll, half of New Yorkers say that they
would never move out of the city, mostly because their probation
won't allow it.

Anti-War Slogans

Wed, 17 Jul 2002 04:22:54 -0700

Draft The Bush Twins

Don't Mess With Mesopotamia

War Is SO 20th Century

When Bush Comes To Shove

Brains Not Bombs

War Is A Dick Thing, Peace Is A Heart Thi

Bush's Domestic Agenda

Sat, 11 May 2002 03:01:52 -0700

"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education anything that's needed. Isn't that

George W. Bush version of the Raven

Sun, 05 May 2002 13:21:51 -0700

The Craven

Once upon an
election so dreary
as we pondered weak and weary
Over many quaint and curious rights of Constitutional lore.
While G.W. nodded, nearly napping,
s

Dude, Where's My War?

Wed, 24 Apr 2002 20:43:25 -0700

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A Warmonger Explains War to a Peacenik

Thu, 28 Mar 2002 20:46:31 -0800

Editor's Note: This is kind of long, and actually considering it's an awful lot like many conversations I've had, not as funny as it might be. But, heck, enjoy it anyhow...

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Bobbitt Hillbillies Song

Mon, 22 Oct 2001 17:41:34 -0700

(Sung to the tune from 'Beverly Hillbillies')

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John.
A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone
It seems one night after getti

Homeland Security Poster (kinda scary, really)

Thu, 19 Jul 2001 22:40:50 -0700

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Happy Rabbit

Mon, 14 May 2001 13:22:12 -0700

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her
and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with m