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Ossmo Bin Ladon

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:14:00 -0700

Suzie: Oh did you hear we found Bin Laden?

Tony: No?

Suzie: Yeah! We sprinkled Viagra around and he just kinda popped
up!

The Al Gore Story

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 12:44:41 -0700

Good afternoon all. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like to tell you a
little about myself.

I know a lot about hardship, because I came into this world as a
poor black child in a tiny t

X-Files Top Ten Lines Never to Be Heard

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 03:56:38 -0700

10. "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone
home."

9. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know, but
wouldnt that be a

rich Mayors

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 08:18:01 -0700

Once there was a meeting for the mayors across the U.S, they
had to meet in the Indiana one, so then they met,
and the one from New York was the first one to come, so the

Pope in NYC

Sat, 05 Mar 2005 07:41:29 -0800

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight
is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK airport to
the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to

Dumb Laws in Texas

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:58:57 -0800

***** State laws:

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each
shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the
other has gone. (No, I don't know

Castaway: "Final Thoughts"

Sat, 15 Jan 2005 18:06:55 -0800

"Have been here 1,500 days, heard Bush stole election- have
decided to stay."

Bumper Stickers

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 18:26:47 -0800

Bumper stickers that I have actually seen:

Official Government Policy: If it ain't broke, fix it till' it
is.

Just because you're child was an honor student doesn't mea

Republicans

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 17:50:44 -0800

You may be a republican if:

- You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

- You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"

- You've tried to argue t

Terrorism Coalition Cafe

Sun, 24 Oct 2004 03:26:13 -0700

TERRORISM COALITION CAFE
ENTREES

Israeli good cheeseburger $2.50
(comes with swiss cheese to give the pretense of neutral

Security Sign On Car...

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 20:28:07 -0700

"Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition."

bin laden and crabs

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 08:34:27 -0700

What do Bin Laden and crabs have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

Republican Bill of Rights

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 19:07:05 -0700

ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can 'legally'
screw someone else acquire them, but no one is g

She's Mine!

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 15:25:26 -0700

A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and runs
them down. They show him their papers (he thinks they are
phony). He tells them, "O.K. I have a test for you. I want you

Saving George W. Bush

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 03:53:23 -0700

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the
creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,