LOL-Jokes.com - politics

Nixon Vs. Clinton

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Question and answer Clinton joke

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff one.

Question and answer Clinton joke

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.

You might be a Republican if...

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

How Bombing Works!

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:14:04 -0700

We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800
sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extremely costly damage. But
we're a compassionate nation, and when

Clinton one-liner

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?

Question and answer Clinton joke

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:53:16 -0700

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.

The Top 16 Items in the "Republic of Texas" Constitution

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:47:15 -0700

16. Tax code allows deduction for one hostage takeover/standoff per family, per year.

15. Every Thursday: 2-for-1 drinks at Hooters!

14. Nobuddy shuld be descrimnated a

Save My Spot

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:04:27 -0700

Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continue

Q. What do you get when you cross a bad politician...

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 05:03:15 -0700

Q. What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?
A. Chelsea.

Don't blame me! I voted Libertarian!...

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 02:19:15 -0700

Don't blame me! I voted Libertarian!

The Whole Truth?

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:37:39 -0700

"The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's usually three
different stories."

~ Sam D

Dont fart in puplic

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:50:02 -0700

Question and answer Clinton joke

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:07:14 -0700

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

Three stupid men

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:42:50 -0700

There is one man that likes to pee out windows.There is another man that likes to chop off peoples weiners peeing out windows.The last man likes pickles.The first man was peeing out the window.The sec