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Princess Diana's Dandruff

Fri, 25 Oct 2002 21:04:51 -0700

How do you know Princess Diana didn't have dandruff?

They found "Head and Shoulders" on the wind shield.

Lorena Bobbit in Car Accident

Sun, 13 Oct 2002 23:02:01 -0700

Did you hear? Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car accident.

Some dick cut her off!

John Bobbit's Dick

Mon, 24 Sep 2001 05:19:04 -0700

Lorraina Bobbit was really very upset at the actions of her
husband so she cut off his penis. Below is the part of the story
that you may not have heard yet....

After she cut

I Cheated to Get to Heaven

Wed, 07 Mar 2001 21:39:09 -0800

Three men die at the same time and are standing at the pearly
white gates. St. Peter says "Guys, I never thought I'd say this,
but, Hell's getting too full. So, you were headed to Hell, bu

Jesus is Watching

Sat, 14 Oct 2000 05:59:03 -0700

One night a Burglar breaks into a house, he's looking around for
something good to steal when in a faint voice he hear's, "Jesus
is watching you." It startled him and he looked around to s