LOL-Jokes.com - current events

Paddle Boats

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 02:08:26 -0700

There is this guy who manages a company that runs the little
paddle boats on the lake. His job is to stand on the edge of the
water and time the paddle boats so that when there 15 mins is

Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Frozen Yogurt

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 23:17:14 -0700

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like frozen yogurt?

Because it doesn't go flying down her throat 30 miles an hour!

Chief Lewinsky

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 15:12:25 -0700

What do you get when you put Monica Lewinsky and Chief Geronamo in
a car?

A blown Ingine!

Bin Laden goes to a Psychic

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 07:11:13 -0700

Bin Laden goes to a psychic and asks her "When will I die?" She
tells him that he will die on an American Hoilday. "Oh No! Which
hoilday?!" The psychic says, "When you die, it will be an

One At A Time

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 05:23:07 -0700

Use to be that the Kennedy men only drown their women one at a time.

Hilary Clinton's new name

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 12:12:15 -0700

What's Hilary Clinton's new name.

Sharyn Dick.

Inexperienced Terrorist

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 01:12:38 -0700

Did you hear about the inexperienced terrorist who tried to blow
up a bus?

He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

Bin Ladin

Wed, 25 May 2005 13:33:22 -0700

These for people in a car were speeding at 95 miles per hour,
then 100, then 110!

they heard these sirens from behind so the went faster 112 miles
per hour, then 120 miles per

Ken Star

Fri, 20 May 2005 07:54:33 -0700

"What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same thing."

~ Kenneth Starr

JFK Jr.

Sun, 08 May 2005 23:13:43 -0700

JFK Jr.'s Last Words:
1. "NO! Not that button!"
2. "I wish I hadn't bought this plane from John Denver!"
3. "Carolyn....your sister is a much better in bed than you'll
ev

Space Technology

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:26:22 -0800

LONDON (AP) - Russian scientists are developing a cocktail of
bacteria that will eat underpants in an effort to find new ways
to dispose of astronauts' dirty underwear. The project, aimed

Monica

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:01:54 -0800

Monica Lewinsky is part Jewish, part Ancestral Russian, and she has a
little CUBAN in her!

Turmoil in Heaven!

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 23:47:29 -0800

Divine Press Release

Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had
an affair with a former worshipper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year
old woma

Who's more American? (bad taste)

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 10:07:28 -0800

'R' for rudeness...

Two arabs move to the US and on the plane over they where figting over who would be more American with in a year so they agreed to meet one year later to see who was mor A

Monica's Plastic Surgery

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:57:02 -0800

The Boston Globe reported today that Monica Lewinsky, depressed after the
media comments about her figure, and wanting a new image, reported to a
plastic surgeon for removal of her love ha