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Nixon Vs. Clinton

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 00:04:04 -0700

Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Presidential flavor

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:43:16 -0700

Top ten names for Ben & Jerry's new Presidential ice cream:

10. Impeach-Mint
9. Candy Pants
8. Hyperactive Nuts
7. Chilly Hillbilly Vanilla
6. Pantsachio
5. Subpoena

Question and answer Clinton joke

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: He's the stiff one.

Won't Stop Aggrieving

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

(instrumental intro)
Through the bombs Bush hurled,
Wants to rule the whole wide world.
With crooks of Far Right strain, attack anywhere.
He's Bush Daddy's boy.

George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Ne

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to
understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." George W.
Bush, in remarks to the Universit

Question and answer Clinton joke

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.

15 things to do on a bus

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:37:16 -0700

1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, "Don't sit on Jake!"
2. When someone tries to get on the bus

You might be a Republican if...

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:56:52 -0700

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

How Bombing Works!

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:14:04 -0700

We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800
sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extremely costly damage. But
we're a compassionate nation, and when

Clinton one-liner

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:33:40 -0700

Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillary's hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?

Question and answer Clinton joke

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:53:16 -0700

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.

The Top 16 Items in the "Republic of Texas" Constitution

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:47:15 -0700

16. Tax code allows deduction for one hostage takeover/standoff per family, per year.

15. Every Thursday: 2-for-1 drinks at Hooters!

14. Nobuddy shuld be descrimnated a

The public education system in America

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 23:46:03 -0700

"The public education system in America is one of the most important
foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over
America learn to be responsible citizens,

Bush and America:

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:25:15 -0700

"But as a result of evil, there's some amazing things that are taking place in
America." - Daytona Beach, FL, January 30, 2002.

"The great thing about America is everybody should

Save My Spot

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 13:04:27 -0700

Bill and Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, Bill wake up."Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continue