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Yo mama's So Fat... Married

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:40:52 -0700

Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the
other side of her yet!

Yo mama's So Fat

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:49:40 -0700

Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't
identify them!

Poppa is a Brand New Bag

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 02:12:03 -0700

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for
mooning!

So poor...

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 18:10:50 -0700

Your family is so poor, they go to kentucky fried chicken to lick other
people's fingers.

You'er so poor at Christmas your mom bought you a video tape of other kids
playing wi

Yo mama's So Stupid

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 17:52:49 -0700

Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!

Bald and Penis-Like

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 04:27:13 -0700

You are so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a broken
condom.

Yo mama's so Fat

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:26:01 -0700

Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her
she had 13 years to live!

Letters to Santa Claus

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 07:04:01 -0700

Dear Santa,
Will you please get me a bike for Christmas? Thank you.
Your friend,
Mackenzie

"Dear Mackenzie,
I'll try my best to get you a bie.

Yo Mama's So Old

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 23:02:49 -0700

Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

Things to Do at the Funeral of Somebody You Didn't

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 22:30:23 -0700

1. Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move.

2. Go to the funeral dressed as the deceased, and call the widow
a fraud.

3. Bring a dog to the funeral and have him pla

Yo mama's So Old

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 09:04:47 -0700

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 03:40:22 -0700

Yo Mama'so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

Male Animal

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:49:10 -0700

How many men does it take to mop a floor?
None. It's a woman's job.

Great Fat Comback

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:17:33 -0700

If someone says that you are fat, tell them: "So what if I am
fat. You are ugly. At least I can go on a diet!"

Doorknob

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 03:11:33 -0700

You're just like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.