LOL-Jokes.com - yo mama

Lika a Pirate

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:26:53 -0700

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

Lika a Pirate

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:26:50 -0700

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

So Fat

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:18:13 -0700

Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct.

So Stupid

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:11:31 -0700

Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.

Docter docter

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

your mama is ssssooooo ugly that the docter slaped your grandmother for having her

Humdy dumpy

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:18:52 -0700

Yomama is like humpy dumpy,she gets humped then dumped.

Buttered teeth

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

yo moma teeth so yellow when she colse her mouth her stomach light up.

Your momma

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:36:04 -0700

hey get off the your momma jokes because i just got off yours

Yo momma so fat or ugly

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:34:52 -0700

by:patrick Osullivan
yo momma so fat,
- she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-when she gets on a scale it says k.o.

Your mama so black

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:10:28 -0700

Yo mamma so black, when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

Flea Collar

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:27:39 -0700

Your mama's so dirty, she has to wear turtleneck shirts to cover up her
flea collar.

Yo Mama

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 18:25:15 -0700

Yo Mama is so old, that when she farts, dust comes out!!

comback

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 23:42:27 -0700

You'll never be the man your mamma was!

Why they had to change the dogs name.

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 15:41:15 -0700

your momma is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail they had to rename his name to beaver

Yo mama is so ugly

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 23:38:51 -0700

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!