LOL-Jokes.com - middle eastern

Moral Question

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 06:26:13 -0700

I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation,
but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The
situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood

bin laden

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:27:38 -0700

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima?

Nothing.... yet.

Osama Bin Laden

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:18:33 -0800

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.

The wish

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:49:10 -0800

An Egyptian and an Israeli are walking together in hte desert.
Suddenly, one of them finds a bottle full of coke. As rhe bottle
is opened,a ginie flies out and says" each of you has one wi

Bush and Osama

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 01:59:49 -0700

One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they
couldn't trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama
said,
"I've got good news and bad news."
Bush rep

Telly-Ban

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 15:32:13 -0800

Why were there no in flight movies on the September 11 planes ?
'Cause there was a Telly Ban

Retaliation

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:54:38 -0800

What to do if you fall in a conversation with someone over the
terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation.

1.Engage in a conversation, and ask if military force is
a

The Afghani and the Catfish

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 18:49:25 -0700

What's the difference between an Afghani woman and a catfish?

One has whiskers and smells really bad.

The other one's a fish.

Spitting in the Shoes

Thu, 12 Jun 2003 08:09:40 -0700

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One
sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just
before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the

'Twas the night before Christmas

Sat, 22 Feb 2003 05:54:05 -0800

'Twas the night before Christmas in Old Kandihar,
And Osama Bin Laden felt far below par
For he'd been on the run since the day when the Yanks
Had first littered the landscap

Afghani TV

Sun, 29 Sep 2002 08:49:34 -0700

THIS WEEK ON AFGHANI PRIME-TIME TV

Sunday
7 PM - I Dream of Fatima
8 PM - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
9 PM - Husseinfeld
10 PM - Mad About Everything

bin Laden's Turban

Mon, 23 Sep 2002 16:29:09 -0700

If you lift bin Laden's turban do you know what you will find?

You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!

Osama bin Laden Poem

Tue, 06 Aug 2002 10:55:46 -0700

Osama bin Laden,
You son of a bitch!
I hope you balls develop
a seven year itch.

Your pecker is twisted
in such a fine manner,
Your asshole can whistle,

Afganistan Boy

Thu, 11 Jul 2002 12:02:29 -0700

How can you tell when an Afghanistan boy becomes and Afghanistan
man?

He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.

The difference 1

Mon, 01 Jul 2002 00:44:51 -0700

Whats the difference between Christmas and terrorism attacks?

They don't celebrate Christmas in Afghanistan.