LOL-Jokes.com - irish / british

Never Trust a Corkman

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 22:26:47 -0700

This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an
Irish student who is currently working behind the bar, takes his
order and notices his Irish accent. Over the course of the

Another gripe...

Sat, 21 May 2005 15:59:21 -0700

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

An English-man, an Irish-man and a Scots-man

Thu, 12 May 2005 23:28:08 -0700

There was an English man, an Irish man and a scots man. They
found a dairy slice in a cave. the scots man goes into the cave
and a voice says whatever you do don't eat the slice. so

ouch!

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:34:27 -0700

A man walks into a bar

Ouch!

Stinking, Drunken, and Closefisted

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 17:25:26 -0800

A stinking Brit, a drunken Irishman, and a closefisted Scot go
out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on
the top of their mugs.The stinking Brit says, "Bartender, ca

Irish Jokes

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 22:12:02 -0800

there's an English man an irish man and a scottish bloke. they
all go into a bar, the irish man challenges the other to, to see
who can get their dog the furthest round the block with doin

Irishman Falling Down

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:39:14 -0800

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender
finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up
to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one mo

Irish Idiot

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 08:24:49 -0800

A priest and a Irish man are having a game of golf together. The
Irish man takes the biggest swing ever............SMASH a huge
pile of dirt goes flying "OH JESUS CHRIST I F#@*!ING MISSED"

Scottish Cows

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 16:06:49 -0700

One day, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottish man, were
standing on a bridge. As they were standing on the bridge
chatting, a herd of cows crossed the bridge.

"Those hav

Terminal Irish Man

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 15:41:36 -0700

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long
illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and
looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've got some bad news for
y

Noisy Neighbors

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 06:39:08 -0700

A bright young Scottish lad named Shamus had the opportunity to
go to university in London. So he packed his bags and said
good-bye to his mother and left the highlands for the big city.

Irish Jokes

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 11:56:20 -0700

How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the door!

How do you sink an Irish submarine again?
Knock on the door and they will open the window and say "I'm not
falling

Drinking with the Brothers

Mon, 02 Aug 2004 17:09:56 -0700

An Irish man went to a pub and asked for 4 pints of beer. The
bartender recommended that the Irish man get the pints one at a
time so that he could enjoy each one before it gets hot. The

Walk up the Beam of Light

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 01:05:46 -0700

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all working as spies
for the UK Government during the cold war when they're captured
by the Ruskies.

Several years pass and the Russ

The S.A.S.

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 11:43:46 -0700

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman
all apply to join the SAS and are called for interview.
Paddy the Englishman was first in to be greeted by two high
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