LOL-Jokes.com - european

A Job for Mama

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 05:53:23 -0800

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she
was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her
mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.

"The Man" Contest

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:05:09 -0800

In "THE MAN" world wide competition there are three finalists
left: a German, an American, and an Albanian. The last challenge
is who can survive the longest in a room with 500 pound goril

WC

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 00:20:36 -0700

In the days when you couldn't count on a public facility to have
indoor plumbing, an English woman was planning a trip to Europe.

She was registered to stay in a small guest house o

Hitler vs. Station Wagon

Sun, 07 Mar 2004 20:38:37 -0800

What is the difference between Hitler and a station wagon?

If you don't know you must be pretty stupid.

Serbian Prostitute

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 17:43:48 -0800

What do you call a Serbian prostitute?

Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

French Countryside Visions

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:32:49 -0800

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside,
admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he
spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his

Women rights...

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 18:23:31 -0800

It happened that all the women of the world gathered togheter to
make up an experiment: how would their husbands respond to
womens' refuse of making the house work...

After o

Leprechaun

Sun, 13 Apr 2003 04:33:27 -0700

This guy was playing a round of golf on his favorite golf course. On the
sixth he hit the ball out of bounds into a wooded area. As he searched for
the ball he saw a leprechaun sitting dow

Eurolanguage Year 2000

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 01:49:02 -0800

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the ot

The Italian Who Went To New York

Sat, 07 Dec 2002 17:19:00 -0800

One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat
soma breakfast. Iwanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea
piss. I tella her i wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I

The List

Sun, 13 Oct 2002 01:38:49 -0700

There was a guy that just came to the U.S. and did not speak
very good english. His wife gave him a list of things to buy.
The first thing on the list was to buy a Bucket. So he goes to

Being Excuted on Guillotine

Sat, 14 Sep 2002 18:37:07 -0700

An Englishman, an American, and a Pollock are being executed by
way of the guillotine.

Before they were executed the executioner would ask them if they
had any last requests b

Italian Conversation on a Bus

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 18:29:54 -0700

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves,
and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is

French Legionaries

Thu, 25 Apr 2002 18:06:37 -0700

Three French legionaries are hiking across the desert where they
have been for several days. They are out of food and on their
last ration of water.

As they walk a bit further

Honeymoon in Minnesota

Wed, 27 Mar 2002 02:00:06 -0800

Ollie and Olga were two Norwegians in the United States who were
madly in love. They decided to be married in the middle of duck
hunting season and have their honeymoon in Minnesota. They