LOL-Jokes.com - canadian

Signs you May be Canadian!

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:37:30 -0800

- you're not offended by the term "homo milk"
- you understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I
just spilled my putine."
- you eat chocolate bars not candy bars.
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Trade Off

Sun, 18 Apr 2004 10:47:57 -0700

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His Canadien friend stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get
the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my

sheet

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 22:12:23 -0800

they were three brothers who had three wishes to make. they had
to go to the top of a mountain to make their wish. the first one
wished to be a butterfly and he became a butterfly and flew

Nude Beaches in Canada

Thu, 20 Jun 2002 08:06:24 -0700

Why does CANADA have so many nude beaches?

The answer lies within the country...take off the first C and
first A then take off the last A...there's your answer.

The Frenchman and The Torontonian

Sat, 27 Oct 2001 15:19:11 -0700

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the
beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and
says, "I will grant each of you one wish." So the guy from
Q

American - Canadian joke

Tue, 02 Oct 2001 08:28:17 -0700

On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful
woman, and a very ugly woman. As they went under a tunnel, the
American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to