LOL-Jokes.com - australian

Duckhunter

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 23:26:18 -0800

One day, Bill the duck hunter was out on the border of New South
Wales and Victoria shooting ducks. He was having a really good
day, he'd already bagged 6 or 7 ducks and a park ranger came

Australians

Thu, 09 Oct 2003 17:58:53 -0700

Australians NEVER die...

they just stay down under!

The Lord Will Provide

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 08:18:13 -0800

One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town
begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to
flee. But in a church a prriest sits on the alter and does not

The Greatest Country

Sun, 23 Mar 2003 23:40:59 -0800

There were four men, one from China, Greenland, America and one
from Australia.

One night they were bragging on how good their country are. The
Chinese said, "my country is th

Going to Belfast

Fri, 14 Feb 2003 08:05:39 -0800

An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?" The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?

Questions About Sydney Olympics

Thu, 10 Oct 2002 14:50:00 -0700

(I REALLY WONDER HOW THE PEOPLE IN TOURISM REMAINS SANE??????)
Here are some of the classic questions being asked of the Sydney
Olympic Committee via their Web site, and some answers that

The Pom and the Bull

Tue, 07 May 2002 02:47:27 -0700

One day an english bloke was driving aroung the backblocks of
Sydney one day, when he saw a little girl in the paddock next to
him. With the little girl was a gigantic bull, that was

Italian, Frenchman, Australian

Fri, 04 May 2001 12:46:10 -0700

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.

The Italian says, "When i have finished making love to my girl,
she levitates six inches from the bed."

Astralian Mechanic

Fri, 01 Dec 2000 18:33:37 -0800

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle...especially in public.

From Sydney Morning Australia comes this story of a central west
couple who d

How to speak New Zealand

Sat, 28 Oct 2000 14:50:42 -0700

say out loud for full effect!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with

Ventriloquist

Wed, 11 Oct 2000 11:09:02 -0700

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a
small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his
dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloqui