LOL-Jokes.com - asian

Confucius Says

Thu, 19 May 2005 13:11:45 -0700

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat
in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Bush and Bin Laden

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 09:23:09 -0700

Bush was in Afghanistan on a visit, talking to Osama Bin Laden.
Osama would ask Bush questions, and when Bush gave a response
Bin Laden didn't like, he pressed a button, and a giant boxing

Chinese naming system

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 05:08:44 -0800

How do Chinese parents decide on a name for their newborn?

Throw a quarter in the garbage disposal. Ching Chong Chin Chang

Chinese Proverbs

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:31:12 -0700

...Man who run in front of car get tired.
...Man who run behind car get exhausted.
...War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
...Man who tell one too many light

More Mis-Translations

Sun, 27 Apr 2003 08:04:18 -0700

The following are items found overseas in which people have made
inappropriate use of English words for various products, and
bizzare menu items in resturants.

Menu Items

Comedian

Sun, 23 Mar 2003 02:17:47 -0800

(U gotta do a chinese accent for the chinese man.)

This chinese man asks this guy what he does for a living. The
guy says, 'I'm a comedian.' The Chinese guy says 'No, u no,
Ca

Osma Bin Laden

Wed, 31 Oct 2001 22:34:48 -0800

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel
when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel
and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just th

Foreign Exchange Rates

Wed, 24 Oct 2001 23:09:34 -0700

A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two
week vacation. He went to the bank as soon as he arrived in
order to exchange his Chinese money for American money. He gave

Chinese going to america

Sun, 15 Oct 2000 08:43:03 -0700

Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America.
Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound
awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding c

Confucius Say

Sat, 02 Sep 2000 08:48:30 -0700

"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of
fly."

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife

Thank You Very Much

Mon, 28 Aug 2000 19:12:05 -0700

This is best read out loud. Beware, you'll be talking daft for a
while afterwards. The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia.