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Californians Are Mad!

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:44:14 -0700

An open letter to the rest of America:

America has engaged in some finger wagging lately because
California doesn't have enough electricity to meet its needs.
The rest of the

Spelling

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:59:34 -0800

Wow do Canadians spell their country????

Well...Americans spell it like C-A-N-A-D-A....

Then how do you spell it the canadian way...

Not very different just like

List of English Mis-Translations

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:17:54 -0800

In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read notis."

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
"The lif

Fourth of July in England?

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 21:07:05 -0800

Does England have a fourth of July?

Yes, it also has a first and second.

Miami

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:50:59 -0800

There is a tharapy calss for men who stutter. The teacher is a
very beautiful young woman. So the calss is for 1 year only, and
by the time that year is up, the three men who are in the cl

Earthquake!!

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 17:09:51 -0700

If the entire population of China jumped off of a 1 foot step
ladder at the exact same moment, an earthquake of 10 on the
Richter scale would be felt in the United States of America.

Bill vs. Saddam

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 18:38:10 -0700

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for talks on
sanctions. When Bill sits down he notices Saddam's chair has
three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5

Democrat Pups

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 12:34:08 -0700

One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade class that a
Democrat senator was coming in three weeks.
"Is there anything you all want to tell him?"
One little girl raised her hand.

Wow!!!!

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 03:02:50 -0700

this girl went on a matchmaking website, and put an ad there.
after a week, three people had responded. so she told them her
address and gave each a time to stop by at her house. they had

Adam and Eve Must Be Russian

Mon, 17 May 2004 01:50:51 -0700

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
B

Osama Bin Laden And Pantyhose

Sun, 14 Mar 2004 18:23:26 -0800

What do Osama Bin Laden and pantyhose have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

Macdonalds

Wed, 31 Dec 2003 11:16:22 -0800

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and
orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately
gives him a verbal jab, "They don't serve beer here, you moron

Dirty Wal

Tue, 28 Oct 2003 10:06:09 -0800

One day little Bill's parets were having a party. The family
was very busy so his mom told him to go play outside, but DON'T
go anywhere near the Dirty Wall. Bill goes to play and goes t

Nationalities

Sat, 13 Sep 2003 03:03:11 -0700

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
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1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the joy of winning the

I Am a Bad American

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 07:08:19 -0700

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who
wa