LOL-Jokes.com - african

Missionary in Africa

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 16:00:47 -0800

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to
live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching
them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he

The Devil

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 21:32:45 -0800

One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell.
The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3
seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown

Jamaican Proctologist

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 07:09:29 -0800

Q: What do you call a jamaican Proctologist?

A: Pokemon!

Up Your Ass

Sat, 11 Jan 2003 11:23:56 -0800

So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild
tribe.
When they get to the camp, the chief says,"We will let u live,
if u can do a task. if u fail, we will kill u. The

Two Missionaries

Sun, 16 Jun 2002 15:53:12 -0700

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very
hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a
huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later,

Shoot Some Cans

Tue, 12 Feb 2002 10:06:45 -0800

This man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The gun
shop owner asks, "What for?" He says, "To shoot some cans." So
he walks away with the gun.

He comes back the next

Fastest Etheopian animal

Fri, 08 Jun 2001 09:31:29 -0700

What's the Fastest animal in Etheopia?

The chicken.