LOL-Jokes.com - education

Negatives

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 04:56:03 -0700

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English,"
he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though,
such as Russian, a double negative is sti

Winnie the What?

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:24:26 -0700

On a little boys first day of kindergarden his grandpa was
driving him to school. They passed a field of cows and the
little boy said, "Look grandpa, moo moos." His grandpa said,
"Yo

Boots

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:40:00 -0700

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put his boots on?

He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and
him pushing, t

Courage

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 07:52:42 -0700

A student at Baylor University named Jesse was taking one of the
hardest psychology teachers on campus. Throughout the semester
he was not doing so well on his exams and papers. It came ti

Henry Humper Harder

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 04:54:17 -0700

Once there was a boy named Henry Humper Harder. It was the first
day of school. His parents (Mr. and Mrs. Harder) were coming to
visit him in his class to see how he was getting along with

Teacher and Pupil

Thu, 26 May 2005 13:36:58 -0700

Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone for something they
didn't do?
Teacher: No, Of course not!!
Pupil : Oh good, Because i haven't done my homework!!!

Contagious

Tue, 24 May 2005 00:07:46 -0700

The teacher asked the third grade class to use the word
"contagious" in a sentence.

Ben raised his hand and said, "The measles are contagious."

Emma followed up with, "

Scientist's Day Off

Wed, 18 May 2005 02:26:33 -0700

A successful scientist was on his way to a seminar where he was
supposed to give a lecture on his new breakthrough in research.
His chauffeur saw his tired look and felt sorry for him.

Final Exam

Fri, 13 May 2005 10:09:44 -0700

Two college football players were taking an important final
exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and
not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The

Stuff to Think Of

Thu, 12 May 2005 15:26:55 -0700

These are some of the things I think about when I'm home alone
and the TV is broken.

* Why is an orange the only fruit named after its color? Or was
the color named after the

Cabby Ride in New York

Thu, 05 May 2005 07:00:30 -0700

A mother and daughter were riding in a cab through New York City
when the daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on
a street corner. "Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are

Michigan Jokes

Wed, 04 May 2005 20:18:54 -0700

It is Michigan week...here we go...

A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan
cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read "Here lies a
Michigan gradua

Class Clock

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 08:25:14 -0700

The rules at a particular university were such that if the
professor was not present in the classroom by 15 minutes past
the hour, the class was considered a "walk" and the students

Deeper

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 09:04:22 -0800

There was once a 16-year-old boy named Deeper in the tenth
grade. He was always acting up in school, so his parents were
asked to come to meet with the principal. While they were in the

15 fun things to do in class

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:10:45 -0800

Next time your in class bored out of your tree....

1. Say out loud "Does anyone have any grey poupon?"

2. Make animal noises

3. Sit on your desk and put your boo