LOL-Jokes.com - rednecks

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Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:42:04 -0700

You know you're a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Big city church

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:34:52 -0700

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

Tobacco spit

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 23:20:50 -0700

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

Bubba Wants to get Married

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 07:18:26 -0700

Bubba from the lower valley decided he wanted to get married, and brought up the subject with his Ma and Pa over grits and gravy the other night.

"Bubba," Ma said, "you can't get marrie

Thers this one time i walked into a Funeral...

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 09:55:14 -0700

Thers this one time i walked into a Funeral home and theres this lady, not to be mean or anything but that lady weighed at least 350 to 400lbs and she was singing a song called"love lift me up" well i

Redneck quickies 26

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 01:54:02 -0700

You might be a rednack if...You've ever worn hunter's orange to church. You have barnyard animals living in your house.Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn i

What if

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 07:11:13 -0700

hey if a frog had wings would it bump his ass when he hopes?
No dumbass it would fly

Out hunting

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 17:49:13 -0700

Two friends from the Ozarks went hunting.

When deep in the forest one of them stared shaking, turned pale, fell to the ground, thrashed around for a while and then lay still.

His

Some things you can't explain

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 17:45:37 -0700

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"The farmer shook his hea

Redneck Woman Shows

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 04:09:12 -0700

You might be a redneck if your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said " Ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush it.

Youre a redneck if you have to climb...

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 09:26:24 -0700

Youre a redneck if you have to climb to the top of a water tower with a can
of spray paint to protect your sisters honer.

You're a redneck ... you grow vidalia onions,

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:29:11 -0700

You're a redneck if.... You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them
a gourmet item.

telling a woman

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:42:46 -0700

Once, a redneck asked me : "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" "what?" "Nothing - you've already told her TWICE!!!"

Redneck crime

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 11:30:46 -0700

How come redneck murders are so hard to solve? They dont have dental records and the DNA is all the same

Redneck Census Guide

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 11:27:10 -0700

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)

(_) Billy-Bob

(_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae