LOL-Jokes.com - blondes

The Sick Blonde...

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," th

Blondes on an Island

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 16:02:52 -0700

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

Question and answer blonde joke

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:20:04 -0700

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.

Boat troubles

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:39:40 -0700

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.Af

There's writing on the white-out.

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:59:16 -0700

Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's writing on the white-out.

Refrigerator Evidence

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:58:04 -0700

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 21:16:28 -0700

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

Blonde Joke

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:15:16 -0700

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

The barbie

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:14:04 -0700

a blonde barbie was walking around the room.
but her owner was about 1 year old so she
took off the barbies clothes and ate them
barbie was still walking around the room when

Brunette's Mating Call

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:53:16 -0700

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Doc, it hurts all over

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:50:52 -0700

A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,
ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my
chest, ouch, it h

Like a door knob

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:10:28 -0700

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn.

ONE STUPID BLONDE

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 23:49:40 -0700

A BLONDE A BRUNETTE AND A REDHEAD WERE ABOUT TO GET EXECUTED. THE BRUNETTE STEPPED UP AND THE EXECUTIONERS ASKED IF SHE HAD ANY LAST WORDS.....SHE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING. SO THE EXECUTIONER SAID"3...2...1

Lunch time..............mmm.........................(by amanda)

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:48:28 -0700

One day there were three guys, a blond a black and a brown head. these three guys worked on top of a relly high building. there wifes always packed there lunches for them. they packed them a apple a

Blonde in First Class

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 13:08:04 -0700

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a
blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket