LOL-Jokes.com - blacks

M&M Penis

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 15:23:14 -0700

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican all want to go out with
this girl. The guys find out the the girls dad is the devil, so
they ask him what they should do to be worthy of going out w

KKK Hockey

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 12:48:17 -0700

Q: Why don't black people play hockey?

A: Because there's a bunch of white guys skating around with
mask on, chasing a black hockey puck with sticks.

Black Man and His Parrot

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:58:02 -0700

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The
bartender asks, "Hey, where did you get that from?"

The parrot replies, "There's thousands of 'em in Africa."

Zebra's Color

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 22:24:37 -0800

One day a zebra went a lion, the king of the jungled, and asked,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stipes." The
lion replied, "I don't know. Go ask God."

So t

God's First Black Person

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 21:21:35 -0800

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Damnit...I burnt one!

Who Was This Jesus Dude Anyway?

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 22:39:07 -0800

Three good points that Jesus was Mexican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But there were equally go

A Duck

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:46:35 -0700

A Duck Walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "Do you have any
grapes"?
The bar tender says "No come back tommorow."

The next day the duck goes into the bar and asks the

Confusing Day in Harlem

Fri, 01 Oct 2004 10:04:32 -0700

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day.

shadow vs. relection

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 21:16:49 -0700

you're so black that when you looked in the mirror, you thought
you were lookin' at a shadow.

Black

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 06:24:43 -0700

What do you call a black mermaid???

A carp with tits

Wanna See My Wee-Wee?

Mon, 10 May 2004 22:48:50 -0700

In India, it is customary that a girl is a virgin until her
first marriage night. In order to enquire of his fiance's
character, a man comes up with a plan. He takes her for a ride.

Crash n' Burn

Tue, 27 Apr 2004 05:59:35 -0700

One day a Black guy that was trying to steal a bank, dies in a
shootput with the cops. So when he goes up to heaven, he's
waiting in line to tell St.Peter his name, so finally he gets up

Big!

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 14:35:14 -0700

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing. If it is ten inches long, it is black.

Inner City People

Sun, 24 Aug 2003 09:52:19 -0700

Why are inner city people good at basketball?

Cause They already know how to Shoot, steal, and run.

Native Americans in Showers

Fri, 01 Aug 2003 19:11:02 -0700

How do you get a Native American in a shower?

Put a beer in it.

How do you get him out?

Turn on the shower.